I am sulking because I wrote a really long post then accidentally deleted it, and then started again and accidentally deleted that as well.
Other things that have conspired to make this a rubbish day:
1. I left my phone at home.
2. I swallowed my chewing gum.
I will do the Friday's Feast when I am not so filled with anger and resentment, and when somebody has given me the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
Update: I have just found one of those pens with a lady on it, who is dressed if you hold the pen one way, but then if you tip it upside down her clothes come off and she's naked. Naked! Well, naked but for some very dubious eighties-style patent high heels. My day just got way, way better.